To the lady who dropped her daughter off in the Children's section with instructions to find a good book for a book report, who came back 15 minutes later and was told by her kid that she couldn't find a book she liked, to which this lady replied aloud that our library is horrible because they don't have a good selection of educational books, then left all in a huff:
Hey LADY. Right after you left your daughter, I saw her go straight to the Berenstain Bears books, pick the one about eating too much junk food and read it while absentmindedly picking her boogers and eating them. She didn't even look for a book report book. If she did, she would have found plenty. So not only is your kid a liar, she's a booger eater too. Byyyyye.
Hah, eating too much junk food....she should have read one about eating too many boogers and learned a thing or two.
SAD CONCLUSION: ...I touch boogers by proxy. :C
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