Mustachioed Patron: Excuse me, do you work here?
Bianca: [nods]
Mustachioed Patron: Well, I haven't been here in a while, and I was looking for the card catalog - so that I can look up a book. Can you tell me where the card catalog is?
Bianca: __________________________________________
Guess my answer:
A) Hmm...actually, I don't think we have one anymore. I think it's all electronic now.
B) Um yeah, I think they call it a computer?
C) Card catalog? [laughs] What's that?
D) Card catalog?! Go back to the Stone Age!
...now guess which one I wanted to say.
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I was gonna put another answer, and say you just kept nodding at him. Heh, heh... Anyway, I'll take the safe answer and say A.
Oh, now I get it what you WANTED to say was probably C. Oh, Bee you so crazy!
E) Let me think about it and write you a letter when I find out which dump pile it went to.
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